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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Clinton SMS Jokes

Q : What was yesterday's Washington Post Headline?
A : Bush Beats Clinton        
Q : Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House to the Pentagon?
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.
   
"One thing's for sure about Clinton...
He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!"         
Q :  Why does Clinton wish he was like Ted Kennedy?
A :  Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend        
Q : How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride       
Q : What did Clinton say to Gore about the whole affair?
A : Pardon me   
News item: Mike McCurry, the President s Press Secretary, has just resigned. He could no longer keep a straight face 

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