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Q : What was
yesterday's Washington Post Headline?
A : Bush Beats Clinton
A : Bush Beats Clinton
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Q : Why was
Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House to the Pentagon?
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.
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"One thing's
for sure about Clinton...
He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!"
He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!"
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Q : Why
does Clinton wish he was like Ted Kennedy?
A : Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend
A : Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend
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Q : How does
Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride
A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride
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Q : What did
Clinton say to Gore about the whole affair?
A : Pardon me
A : Pardon me
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News item: Mike
McCurry, the President s Press Secretary, has just resigned. He could no
longer keep a straight face
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